Haiku Monday 2nd January 2017
@arthurchappell (44941)
Preston, England
January 2, 2017 3:00pm CST
1/.
If I’m sent to jail
Solitary confinement
Better than shared cell
2/.
Worst Haiku ever
If they present an award
I’m bound to get it.
3/.
Bit holes in my canoe
Can’t have Kayak and eat it
Rapids pun-ishing
4/.
Unlawful writing
Crimes against literature
Judge pronounced sentence
5/.
Cloud resolution
Not to rain on me this year
Broken already
Arthur Chappell
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@celticeagle (189880)
• Boise, Idaho
3 Jan 17
I am curious about the picture. I like 1, 3 and 5 stanzas best.
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
3 Jan 17
@celticeagle The picture is Preston Prison, which ties in with the first of the five haiku here
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@celticeagle (189880)
• Boise, Idaho
3 Jan 17
@arthurchappell ......It is an attractive building.
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
3 Jan 17
more like a castle than a prison @celticeagle
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@crossbones27 (52905)
• Mojave, California
2 Jan 17
You are really good at these, they make me laugh in a good way. The first one makes me think you are going to go crazy one way or another. Might as well go crazy on your terms and not theirs.
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