Words of Wisdumb
By aubrey
@averygirl72 (38848)
Philippines
January 10, 2017 6:40am CST
This is my collection of funny words of wisdumb I posted in my weebly blog. It makes me happy every time I read them. It destress me. Some local jokes some I got here in this site . Some of them are very common
----No guts, No glory, No ID, No entry
-----Birds of the same feather, makes a good feather duster
-----An apple a day is seven apples a week
-----Where you are... you are there
------How can you face your problem if your problem is your face?
------What is beauty, if the brain is empty?
-------What is knowledge, if the face is damage?
------If you cannot beat them, shoot them
-----Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
----- If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
-----The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it
----You sound better with your mouth closed.
----Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed!
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@SIMPLYD (90717)
• Philippines
11 Jan 17
Wow , those are very nice words of wisdumb , my friend . I love them and can't help chuckling while i read them one by one . 
This one , You sound better with your mouth closed , made me laughed out . 
This one , You sound better with your mouth closed , made me laughed out . 
@SIMPLYD (90717)
• Philippines
11 Jan 17
@averygirl72 Actually that one means , you should keep your mouth shut if you have nothing better to say . 
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@averygirl72 (38848)
• Philippines
11 Jan 17
You can meditate on them and get lots of wisdumb
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@averygirl72 (38848)
• Philippines
10 Jan 17
Yeah there's a twist from their original quotations
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@JudyEv (382147)
• Rockingham, Australia
10 Jan 17
These are very funny. Thanks for sharing them with us.
