How I made myLot™ work for me

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Many moons ago, when the grass on the plains was tall, and the buffalo were many, and there were no Democans or Republicrats, I espied, off in the distance, a large 'L'. Being curious as to what this might be, I jumped on my horse to go look. "Hi ho Silver...awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" I yelled. And all my amulets fell off. So I got back off the horse, picked them up, put them back on, quietly remounted, and rode off to investigate. After many many miles, I noticed there were smaller letters grouped around the 'L'. Summoning the Spirit of the Eyes of the Eagle, I was able to see this strange word: "myLot". I was much feared of this, for I knew the Evil White Man must have placed it there. I bravely rode forth anyway, until I reached it. There were these many strange, thin, long snakes attached to it, and running off into the distance in all directions. "What Deviltry is this!" I cried, and seizing my lance, impaled one. My lance disappeared with a fearful sound in smoke and lightning. "Demons!" I screamed, and rode away as fast as my pony could go. Many many years later, when the God from Alobama ruled the land, I found what looked like a small, thin suitcase laying on the prairie. To myself, I thought "There may be treasures and riches inside!" So I grabbed it, jumped on my Harley, and raced back to my split-level teepee at Broadway and First streets. Upon opening it, I saw strange buttons with figures on them. After prodding, pushing, and poking on them, suddenly a picture appeared that said "myLot". "Evil Demon!" I screamed, and prepared to run...but nothing happened. Intrigued, I pushed more buttons, and suddenly, I was here. And that is how I made myLot™ work for me.