More Love Than They Do

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I hate this day. I am the Grinch of Valentines day. It probably has something to do with my deep hatred of women. That is because women are evil. Very evil I tell you. Just kidding, I love women. Even women love women, except when they do not. They just do not love me the way I love them. There is no violins in this post because I smashed them all. I am not the only one who hates this day. Kai hates this day because she loves Brooklyn more than us human companions of this household, but Brooklyn loves us more than she loves Kai. You can tell because Kai sleeps anywhere Brooklyn sleeps. If Brooklyn sleeps in my room, then Kai will be down here sooner or later. If Brooklyn sleeps in my sisters room, I will not see Kai for the night, unless she needs a little break of Brooklyn ignoring her all the time. Kai always tries to get Brooklyn to play with her, but Brooklyn does not want to play with her. She wants to play with me or my brother. Therefore, by observing, you can tell Kai loves Brooklyn more than Brooklyn loves Kai. It is one big crazy confused world and Kai now hates Valentines Day as much as me thanks to that evil female dog Brooklyn. Do not worry, Kai you will get an extra treat today and Brooklyn will not. She probably will also, but have to tell Kai something.