Songs I Can't Stand #3 - "Tears in Heaven"

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This is a tough one. We're at #3 in my Songs I Can't Stand series, and it's a tune by a man making his first appearance on my music countdowns (unfortunately, it's a negative one:) "Tears in Heaven" by Eric Clapton. Born in Surrey, England, Eric Clapton, CBE (Commander of the British Empire,) started in the music business in 1962, and is one of rock music's all time legends. One of the most influential guitarists in history, kids in the 1970's referred to Clapton as "God," (and for all I know, people still do.) Eric Clapton has won an astounding 18 Grammy Awards during his lengthy career, and is the only three time inductee into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: as a solo artist and as a member of both Cream and The Yardbirds. On a personal note, Clapton is the founder of the Crossroads Center, a substance abuse clinic in Antigua. The guitarist, himself a recovering alcoholic and addict, organizes, on a regular basis, the Crossroads Guitar Festival to raise money for the cause. On March 20, 1991, Clapton's four year old son, Conor, fell to his death from the window of a 53rd floor New York apartment, not owned by Clapton, who was not there at the time. To come to terms with his grief, Clapton wrote "Tears in Heaven" with Grammy and Academy Award winning songwriter Will Jennings, who also wrote the theme from the movie Titanic. The 1992 single was intended for, and used as, part of Clapton's soundtrack for the movie Rush, and he also recorded an acoustic version of the song on MTV for their "Unplugged" series, which is also the title of the live album that resulted. "Tears in Heaven" was HUGE. The song snagged three Grammy's, and check this out: peaking at #2 on Billboard's Hot 100 chart, it is Clapton's 2nd highest US charting, behind only his cover of Bob Marley's "I Shot the Sheriff." "Tears in Heaven" is also Clapton's biggest selling United States single, with over 2,800,000 copies sold. All told, the song has been certified as either gold, silver, platinum, or multi platinum in 16 countries (and that's just traditional formats. Digitally, the song has hit those numbers in four countries.) That is a SERIOUS hit record! And I cannot stand it. Remember, this is my point of view only, but this song is soooo boring. It's sad. It's depressing (I felt this way about "Tears in Heaven" before I ever learned of young Conor's tragic death. I wasn't able to change my feelings about the song even after I became aware of the song's backstory.) When I get the links for the songs I use in these countdowns, very rarely do I listen to the entire song. I hear enough to ensure that it's what I need, copy the link, and get busy. I'll listen later. In this case, since I don't like it, I haven't listened to "Tears in Heaven" in many, many years. So, before I did anything else, I listened to both the Rush and Unplugged versions, in their entirety, in order to reacquaint myself with the tune. Nothing's changed; that was excruciating. It just does absolutely nothing for me. It never has. And I just don't see anything ever changing that. (Parents: Please be sure to take the time and childproof your windows and stairs.) (Info verified by Wikipedia)