The vulgar minds behind OAP'S!

@destry (2572)
Kirkwall, Scotland
March 12, 2017 10:41am CST
In my local community on my island there is an older lady, who - lets just say, is a trouble maker and no one likes. I think every community has some one like that. Anyway,, this morning at about 10:30 she sends me a facebook message that was rather vulgar. I won't quote it as it is not suitable for this place, however, it goes along the lines that she is nude, looking for sex and that I and my wife should go over to ravage her. Naturally, I bluntly turned her down, stating that I am happily married and would not even contemplate an affair, especially with a morbidly obese OAP! She is now blocked on facebook, and my wife and I are having a laugh at her vulgarity!
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@paigea (35828)
• Canada
12 Mar 17
What is OAP Old ? Person. What a strange message to get. I would hate running in to her after that exchange.
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@destry (2572)
• Kirkwall, Scotland
12 Mar 17
OAP stands for Old Age Pensioner - some one over the age of 65. She is the type of person that no one talks to, helps, or has any respect for as she keeps on stabbing people in the back.
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@paigea (35828)
• Canada
18 Mar 17
@destry Oh thanks for that. I will be an OAP soon! Now I am thinking of Greengrass on Heartbeat.. He was always saying that he was nearly and Old Age Pensioner.
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@destry (2572)
• Kirkwall, Scotland
19 Mar 17
@paigea Ah I remember Greengrass. . . thats going back a few years!
@garymarsh6 (23393)
• United Kingdom
12 Mar 17
Oh she sounds a right charmer. Good idea to keep well clear of her! What an odd way to behave especially knowing you are a young married couple. Cheeky moo!
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• Bournemouth, England
22 Mar 17
This made me want to paraphrase a Jungle Book.song: 'I'm the queen of the swingers, the Kirkwall OAP...'
@JudyEv (326726)
• Rockingham, Australia
13 Mar 17
Goodness! That is hard to believe. I'm glad you've blocked her. Surely she wasn't really suggesting that?
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