the one woman band

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also known as the bodily function jamboree.. my mother has found a new way to be annoying.farting like a backfiring honda appearently wasn't bad enough..now she blows her nose constantly,and if that doesn't work,she air burps. and no,i'm not being mean..you have to know her..she does a lot of it for attention. i keep telling her she's gonna hurt her nose doing that.and she has been to the doctor.. *hooooonk* we call her goose.