What Do You MEAN, "Worst Car Ever"?????

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I generally avoid the fake news ads on sites ("these two/three/six people took a picture every year for 20/30/40 years, year #18 surprised us"). However, I recently saw one that did pique my interest. It was a list of the "25 worst cars that destroyed the company," a general overview of what the author (best and worst generally can't be quantified, so it's mostly opinion) considered gigantic mistakes for various car companies...to the point where, in some cases (the Edsel, the DeLorian) it literally sank the manufacturer. Some of these cars were no-brainers: the Ford Pinto (a/k/a the rolling firebomb), which, due to a design flaw, caused a lot of fiery crashes from what should have been non-serious rear-end collisions; the Chevy Vega (man, what a lousy car!), and what may be the ugliest car ever created, the AMC Pacer (which generally looked like two VW Beetles stuck turned on their sides and stuck together). But one of the cars listed on this list of models that were so atrocious that it nearly killed the company that made it was the Chevrolet Chevette. Say what???? What do you mean, "worst car"???? I bought a Chevette in 1981. I really had no option, because the car I was driving (a Ford Granada...yeah, that was a winner of a car ) literally died on the parking lot of a Chevrolet dealership in Virginia Beach. A piddly E-3, I had to take the least expensive car on the lot, so they brought me a 1981 Chevrolet Chevette two-door hatchback. DANG, what a car. I had that bad puppy (which I named Felonius, after the first word in Steely Dan's "Midnight Cruiser") for seven years, 103,000 miles, and a literal coast-to-coast (Norfolk, VA to Long Beach, CA...then shipped to Honolulu) trip. I got as much as 50 MPG (when I was driving through Texas), and the only thing that ever happened to the car was the timing chain broke...at about 96,000 miles. I have heard a lot of horror stories from people who did have Chevettes back then (they ceased production in 1987), and people tell me I was "lucky" (I prefer blessed, thank you) to have had a Chevette that didn't accumulate its mileage going to and from the repair shop. It was, and remains, one of my favorite cars that I ever owned. It certainly wasn't the "worst car ever" for me!!