Target practice: throwing eggs off the bus

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I don't know why I'm doing this but I want to write down some of my memories while I still have the sense to remember them.  Is that OK with you?  I hope you won't get board. Well, my bestie and me rode the bus together.  We both decided we were going to take the late bus to go home.  We couldn't just decide we were taking three late bus home, but when I told the principal that I couldn't sit on the first bus all the mean kids wouldn't let me sit down.  So he said it was fine, and Vikki said she was staying over for band practice. Soooooooooo, it was then that we left school grounds and walked to a small little country store.  We pooled our money together ang bought some pulled eggs.  Pellets are small little easier.  It would take about 3 pellets to get a batch of scrambled. Well, we scrambled them alright.  They started breaking in the bag because they weren't in egg cartons.  So we decided now was as good to get rid of them.  We opened up our bus windows and started throwing the eggs into the road.  Here comes a big semi, and Vikki throws some and she is a good aim.  She shot an egg and another right behind it.  The first egg hit his windshield and the other hit the guy straight on his left cheek. We wouldn't have known about the truck driver getting hit until he slammed on his breaks and stopped the truck.  Bob the bus trouble was laughing right along with us until the truck driver threw his fit.  It was simply funny,  there was egg all over that man's face.  The driver took our names.  Well, we got told on and the next day we got the riot act thrown at us and we got a month's detention over that trick.  I don't remember if my parents knew what really happened, because I do you remember being punished for it by dad who had a heavy hand. That was the last time we ever threw eggs on the bus or any where else. Image: free google