Drug Test or Pregnancy Test ?

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Today I took a drug test for a new job I am being considered for. Today was also the first time I had ever seen or taken an oral drug test. When I first saw the syringe like tube, I started to wonder as to how I was going to urinate into it and already dreading the mess I would have trying to urinate into it. When I was told that it was an oral test and shown the device, I asked if it also doubled as a pregnancy test, to which she said I was the first one in a long while to say that. After a couple of minutes in my mouth and letting the saliva do its thing, I put the device into its tube container and asked if it looked like I was pregnant, she chuckled. It had an icon of a blue circle and im assuming it means negative on the pregnancy. . . right? I felt weird taking the oral test, but I'll admit it was a nice change from having to pee into a cup. I also felt a little cheated, because before the interview, I went next door to buy a gatorade to go along with my water bottle I brought from home, a little help for a cup test that never happened. I was glad the whole test and interview didnt take long, about 15 minutes, because afterwards I really had to do number one ! Photograph- Taken/Owned by me, Plethos