You Need a New Sign!

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In my morning commute to work I pass a number of churches. Imagine that, living in the "Bible belt" and passing a lot of churches! Anyway, with Mother's Day being this coming Sunday, I was thinking most of the marquees would make some reference to that ("Mom says come to church with her," "Sunday is bring your mother to church day," etc. [and yes, I have seen these messages on signs!]). I was thinking. I shouldn't do that. There's one church near my house that's still touting its Easter service. Hey, y'all need a new sign! That's telling people who pass by, "Our services are so boring the guy who changes the sign is in a coma." Here's a little additional "Bible belt" humor courtesy of my late lamented friend, Tim Wilson: