I Quit

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I Quit - Yes. I have grown older and (perhaps) wiser as time has moved along. It is recognized that the first of these two things was most inevitable, and that the second of them has been (and still is) debatable. All the same, it has been instructive to me to list out that which I have quit: 1. Fathering new offspring and sponsoring new grand-offspring and great-grand-offspring 2. Over-eating, particularly my favorites - baked beans, fried potatoes, onion salad, and ice cream 3. Cussing and using words of color 4. Cheating at card games 5. Believing what I read in the newspaper or on the Internet 6. Trying to remember stuff 7. Believing that I might someday like cats 8. Licking postage stamps that have sticky stuff on the paste-down sides 9. Taking cold showers 10. Complaining about anything other than my singing voice Well, that is probably enough to quit right now. I will think of more later on in the event that I can rid myself of forgetfulness, lack of money, and the desire to visit my Mill Otter (MyLotter) friends just about every day. So, what are you quitting, if anything? Image: Pixabay.com's "Quit Sack"