All good things must come to an end...
By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
August 11, 2017 5:59am CST
It was the Perfect Friday.
Fixing my breakfast, one of my eggs had two yolks!
I got to work, got out of the van, looked at the moon and saw a shooting star!
I went inside at work and found out two of the packages of sumo suits returned had never been used, so I put them in the stack to ship out and took the day off.
I went to WalMart for groceries, and my bill was $2 less than I had thought it was going to be!
On the way home, the traffic light on Main went green as soon as I pulled up to cross it.
And I thought "Man, a Friday just CAN'T get any better!"
So I got home and decided to have another cup of coughee...and I went to open a fresh bag and tore a hole in it and dumped a bunch on the kitchen floor.
But man, the day started out great! 








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@Juliaacv (54077)
• Canada
11 Aug 17
I haven't heard that song in forever!
I remember hearing it when I was a kid riding with my Dad in his truck, he laughed his big hearty laugh (about the bag of seeds) and then looked over towards me, and turned the radio off. I guess it was clear that although he thought it funny, he didn't want his daughter getting involved with that kind of "farm life".
I hope that you were able to save most of the coffee spilt, cuz otherwise its been a great morning for you.
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@Juliaacv (54077)
• Canada
11 Aug 17
@JolietJake Oh that's good, of all things to spill, coffee is the worst!
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@JohnRoberts (109845)
• Los Angeles, California
11 Aug 17
And Scar started laughing his furry behind off!
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@JolietJake (50190)
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11 Aug 17
Luckily I had some superglue 'cause he looked pretty funny without it 

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@BarBaraPrz (49971)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
11 Aug 17
Oh well, you drink too much coughee anyway...


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@celticeagle (176697)
• Boise, Idaho
11 Aug 17
There is always something isn't there? Glad the beginning was good though.
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@toniganzon (72544)
• Philippines
11 Aug 17
My Friday turned out great as well and the people who made contact with me today received a lot of luck! One person even won $600 in the Bingo today after receiving a kiss from me. She was so grateful. She told me I was her lucky charm. Another won back the money he lost after I sat next to him.
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