The Mad Pooper

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So, have ya'll seen this thing going around facebook about the pooping jogger? This female jogger apparently has made a habit of pooping on sidewalks, right in front of people homes, and some businesses. Right in front of CHILDREN without even trying to hide the fact that she is pooping on the sidewalk. She knows what she's doing, people who have seen her say she comes with napkins in her pockets for wiping. The lady has been caught on film and police are "looking into" the incidents. This raises a whole bunch of questions in my mind. Like, why doesn't she go poop BEFORE she starts jogging? Or, if she has some kind of medical condition that causes random pooping why doesn't she invest in adult diapers? Surely that isn't as embarrassing as pooping in front of peoples houses. And if police are able to hunt down killers based on a few clues why can't they find an unashamed public pooper who has been caught on film? What do you think could make a woman use the sidewalk as her own personal potty?