I cannot wait to worship Satan tonight!

By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
October 21, 2017 4:30am CST
And Seriously, have you seen all the discussions lately telling us Hallowe'en is about Satan and you are worshiping Satan if you celebrate it? There have been a handful...if you haven't seen them, consider yourself lucky. So I am running sound at the annual Blanchard Bash Hallowe'en party tonight. I'm not sure what time the Child Sacrifice will be, but I'll try to get photos. And I'll insist that one of the bands play at least one song backwards so we can hear the hidden Satanic message in it. I can hardly wait!
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@LadyDuck (479166)
• Italy
21 Oct 17
I have skipped most of those discussions, because what they said is ridiculous. Is Scar ready for the Halloween night? He is the perfect Halloween cat.
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@JolietJake (50190)
21 Oct 17
He is relaxing a bit this morning
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@peachpurple (13960)
• Malaysia
21 Oct 17
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@topffer (42155)
• France
21 Oct 17
I had not thought at that. A perfect cat for a satanic celebration
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@topffer (42155)
• France
21 Oct 17
Everything has to be politically correct today. The debate about Halloween is approximately of the same level than the debate about unbolting the statues of Columbus in the USA or of Colbert in France. Some people have something going wrong in their heads. No Halloween parties here, we are not worshippers of Satan. I wish you a good evening
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@topffer (42155)
• France
21 Oct 17
@JolietJake Stephen Colbert has not yet a statue in France. This one was a minister from the 17th C who codified many laws, from industry to forests. What is reproached to him is to have codified also the laws of the time to trade slaves. Like for Columbus, it is ridiculous, you cannot judge with a 21st C approach somebody living in the 15th or 17th C...
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@JolietJake (50190)
21 Oct 17
You guys have statues of Stephen Colbert?
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@Chantiele (433)
• Johannesburg, South Africa
21 Oct 17
I was really hesitant to open this article, then I remembered not to judge a book by its cover. Meaning the title. :) It is strange that some people believe this holiday is about the worshipping of a certain person. Instead of it actually being of its true origin. It started in the Celtic times and people would light bonfires and wear costumes to ward off roaming ghosts.
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• Johannesburg, South Africa
21 Oct 17
@JolietJake I love researching things. Especially things of the unexplained variety. Also If I see that someone has said something that I know nothing about, I go in search for answers to broaden my understanding of that thing. You are never too old to learn something new. :)
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@JolietJake (50190)
21 Oct 17
Makes me wanna just beat my head on the desk sometimes, y'know? People seem to have this habit of believing what they hear and not bothering to do any research regarding things.
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@FourWalls (76770)
• United States
21 Oct 17
I wish you had spelled it like some of the trolls used to spell it...that way you’d be worshipping satin.
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@JohnRoberts (109845)
• Los Angeles, California
21 Oct 17
I thought you already worshiped Satan whose earthly form is Scar.
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@BarBaraPrz (50020)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
21 Oct 17
Whether he wowrships Scar or not, at least he obeys! =^..^=
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@spiderdust (14756)
• San Jose, California
21 Oct 17
When I lived in the South, I worked at a discount store similar to Dollar General or Family Dollar. We sold Halloween costumes in the fall. They were pretty cheap ones, vinyl outfits with logos printed on the front, plastic masks held on with elastic... but what else could you expect for $10? I remember some moms would respond loudly to their kids (when the kids pointed out the costumes and candy display) with "Oh, NO! We don't celebrate the devil's holiday!" One mom said that she let her daughter dress up as a queen for Halloween because there were queens mentioned in the Bible, but since there was no Wonder Woman in the Bible, she couldn't have that costume.
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@JolietJake (50190)
21 Oct 17
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@JolietJake (50190)
21 Oct 17
People...the more I hear about them, the less I wanna be one.
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@spiderdust (14756)
• San Jose, California
21 Oct 17
@JolietJake I wanted to point out the witch costume and say "THEY'RE IN THE BIBLE, SO YOUR MOM SAYS IT'S OK!"
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@BarBaraPrz (50020)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
21 Oct 17
Hope Witchy Woman is on the playlist... and let's not forget Screamin' Jay Hawkins...
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@allen0187 (58574)
• Philippines
22 Oct 17
Where do I sign up?
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@much2say (57782)
• Los Angeles, California
22 Oct 17
Hope you have a hell of a good time !
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@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
22 Oct 17
I'm dressing up this year, as a normal human being! Do you think anyone will recognize me, in this costume?
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@db20747 (43438)
• Washington, District Of Columbia
25 Oct 17
Halloween is not or should not be about such a thing as evilness. It's a time to poke fun at life's weird situations and dress up and pull out a few gags like dressing up like Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. Or a pregnant nun. or something easy like Donald Trump. Putting on a presidential mask always goes over well. Try to find a funny theme instead.
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@YesWay (3674)
21 Oct 17
What a shame we are limited to worshipping Satan on just one night. I’d much prefer to do it at some point in the summer
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@JolietJake (50190)
21 Oct 17
At least it isn't supposed to be cold here tonight
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@YesWay (3674)
21 Oct 17
@JolietJake That’s good. I so hate sacrificing animals when it’s chilly
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@peachpurple (13960)
• Malaysia
21 Oct 17
nahh... halloween isn;t satan, could it be?
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@JolietJake (50190)
21 Oct 17
It isn't, but some insist it is.
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@peachpurple (13960)
• Malaysia
21 Oct 17
@JolietJake superstition, just that
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@SanyoSan (501)
• Sri Lanka
21 Oct 17
We don't celebrate Halloween here and I'm lucky not to see any Satanic Halloween post. How's it really? How did it begin?
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@JolietJake (50190)
21 Oct 17
Wiki tells it best.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search This article is about the observance. For other uses, see Halloween (disambiguation). "All Hallows' Eve" redirects here. For other uses, see All Hallows' Eve (disambiguation). Halloween A ja
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@JolietJake (50190)
23 Oct 17
@SanyoSan Pagan doesn't have anything to do with Satanism though.
@SanyoSan (501)
• Sri Lanka
21 Oct 17
@JolietJake wiki says some believe the root is of pagan culture. That maybe how it's interpreted as satanic
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@xander6464 (45308)
• Wapello, Iowa
2 Oct 18
I haven't been to a good Child Sacrifice in years...I hope there's a great local one this year.
@xander6464 (45308)
• Wapello, Iowa
4 Oct 18
@myklj999 I don't see a problem with that. It seems very sensible to me.
@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
22 Oct 17
That's fine if the anti-Halloween folk don't want to participate; we devil worshipers don't wish to fraternize with them anyway.
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@TheHorse (228659)
• Walnut Creek, California
16 Oct 18
What's all this about not worshipping Santa? I think little children need Santa!
@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
22 Oct 17
Halloween has been a fun holiday, devoted to the children and some of them, aren't even kids any more! How many young people don't love candy? Basically, Halloween is a fun evening set aside for kids, to dress up and enjoy their life! It's my second favorite holiday Have fun tonight!
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