CHARLES MANSON DEATH HOAX!!!
By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
November 20, 2017 6:24am CST
---109.9 FM W-E-E-D NEWSFLASH---
The reported death of Charles Manson yesterday by California officials has been debunked as a hoax.
According to un-named sources in the back room at Danny's Den of Druggies Drunkards & Degenerates, Charles 'Chucky Cheese' Manson was actually pardoned by President Donald Trump, a long time music fan of Mr Manson's work, and was released from prison and is now assumed to be living under an assumed name.
Quoting unspecified sources, Ben 'Blowhard' Benson, a long-time customer at Danny's, took the time between shots of vodka to state "It's true. It's common knowledge. It only takes common sense to realize it."
Said John Johnson, long a drinking buddy of Ben: "Trump knows if the truth got out there his popularity would plummet, so he's keeping the thing triple-double-secret."
Arnold Arnoldson said: "Don't listen to those two drunks. They voted for Hillary."
More on this story as it develops
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@JolietJake (50190)
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20 Nov 17
What is sad is there are probably people that would think it is true
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@JolietJake (50190)
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20 Nov 17
Have you noticed if you use multiple formatting (i.e. italic/bold) that if you edit the discussion, it will change to regular formatting and lose the 'bold' unless you type the code back in for it
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@owlwings (43902)
• Cambridge, England
20 Nov 17
@JolietJake No, I hadn't. Another 'quirk'. I do wish that he'd sort out the way that code works once and for all. It really can't be that hard! 
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@BarBaraPrz (49971)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
20 Nov 17
Unspecified sources think you're a nut. 
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@allen0187 (58574)
• Philippines
21 Nov 17
*** waiting anxiously for any new developments ***
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@JolietJake (50190)
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20 Nov 17
It's great that we have stations like 109.9 FM W-E-E-D that are not afraid of the truth. 
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@topffer (42155)
• France
20 Nov 17
@JolietJake My preferred radio station ! I cannot wait for an interview of Charles Manson.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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20 Nov 17
Scar eats cheese and awaits next to the mousehole with baited breath...
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@arthurchappell (44987)
• Preston, England
21 Nov 17
lol, taking fake news to whole new dimensions - reminds me of the South Park Charles Manson Christmas Special
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@arthurchappell (44987)
• Preston, England
21 Nov 17
@JolietJake My conspiracy theory is that the FBI never questioned this Grassy Knoll chap who gets mentioned in reference to the JFK asassination. Seems Mr Knoll might have fired on JFK a well as Lee Harvey Oswald
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@JolietJake (50190)
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21 Nov 17
I used to do these here occasionally...had one years ago with Sarah Palin, had her secretly sending signals to Russian trawlers that were actually spy ships by 'waving' at them in code, also sending smoke signals while burning banned books...
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@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
21 Nov 17
He was the most hideous human, ever born! I can't imagine our President's concern for such a worm:(
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@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
21 Nov 17
@JolietJake Yes, you are right! Hitler went down in history, as the most evil man that ever lived
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