Chinese Fortune Cookies #13
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
February 2, 2018 8:39pm CST
Here are five new Chinese Fortune cookie sayings:
It is not wise to give yourself a lift in a dump truck.
Your romance is decisively receiving a thumbs down.
Wearing alligators shoes can make you look real snappy.
Twinkies are not considered to be brain food.
Expect to hear these words at the dragon company that you work for. "You're fired."
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@LindaCPearson (2240)
• United States
3 Feb 18
I agree with these, especially Number 1. Definitely not a good idea!
