Don't Think Taco Bell Made THOSE

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There's no limit to the things that criminals will do to try to get away with their activity. I saw a news item this morning that made me laugh. Police in Los Angeles stopped a man for driving erratically. When they searched his car they found over a dozen burritos. The problem is, they didn't smell like the ol' Taco Bell seven-layer burritos. And for good reason: they were actually full of meth. The cops also found money and a gun. And it's not the first time drugs have been disguised as fast food, either: in 2016 police in Arizona made a similar discovery when a woman tried to claim a dozen meth-loaded packages were "burritos" she was bringing across the border. Taco Bell's food is, ahem, "interesting," but I'm pretty sure they didn't make those burritos. I'm more worried about that little "yo quero Taco Bell" dog's disappearance. And yeah, there's a song about the border: