the end of the world
By Elizabeth
@Poppylicious (11134)
United Kingdom
February 19, 2018 12:27pm CST
It's an apocalyptic catastrophe, one which signals the end of humanity.
The chickens have finally decided that enough is enough. They're fighting back. They will be vindicated.
And in the meantime, some parts of the UK aren't getting their chicken fix.
Thousands of bread rolls patiently wait for chicken which will never arrive. Lettuce and sliced tomato is left to fester and go limp. Mayonnaise cries tears of sadness. The salsa and the wrap snuggle up, lamenting the loss of their beloved chicken.
Ah, well. The world will keep turning, I'm sure.
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
20 Feb 18
I quite like KFC, but we only indulge once or twice a year.
@amadeo (111937)
• United States
20 Feb 18
@Poppylicious Never had it.Not sure if I am missing something
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
21 Feb 18
@amadeo No. It's one of those fastfoods that you desperately want, eat, then wonder why you desperately wanted it in the first place! Nothing to write home about!
@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
28 Feb 18
I think they got to their destination eventually; the rolls are sad no more!
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@1hopefulman (45111)
• Canada
21 Feb 18
How long can this world survive without chicken? Some will be forced to eat vegetables!
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@LadyDuck (502573)
• Italy
21 Feb 18
@Poppylicious You are so right, you get what you pay for. Too expensive is never worth the money you spend, too cheap is never good.
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
21 Feb 18
They found a cheaper distribution centre and delivery firm. But, you get what you pay for, eh??
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@crazyhorseladycx (39503)
• United States
20 Feb 18
mighty interestin', don't reckon i'd heard 'f such? i hope that all survive :)
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
21 Feb 18
We are struggling! It's hard work! {Lovely to see you, *huggles*}
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
20 Feb 18
It was just KFC. All my local branches were affected. There has been sobbing and wailing in the streets.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
20 Feb 18
@Poppylicious Doubtless the clucking will go on, as for the crowing, well...! 
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
22 Feb 18
reminds me of the Big Train Comedy sketch in which chickens take sides in the English Civil War
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@xFiacre (14786)
• Ireland
19 Feb 18
@poppylicious How did that ever make it onto the news???
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
20 Feb 18
That's because you live in Canada, you lucky thing!
