My Brain Trickles

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***A collection of things I have heard, read, said or thought*** -When it comes to the immigration "catch and release" policy, that only works with wildlife. -When any person breathes over your food, you gross out and don't want to eat it. So why, when after a person blows out the candles on a birthday cake, you can't wait to eat a slice of cake? - I'm convinced, mosquitoes are the zombie version of dragonflys. - A jar of honey is actually a bees' sex cup. - My heart is like that one jigsaw puzzle with a missing piece that no one wants to put together. - I don't want to sit next to a stranger, I want to be the stranger you sit next to. - When a flower doesn't grow, you change the environment, not the flower. - Humor is a great way to hide vulnerability - Isn't that what wet dreams are ? Wishes of fantasies ? - We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours. - Without villians, we'd have no heroes - Just cause you're on a diet, it doesn't mean you can't look at the menu. - It doesnt matter where I get my appetite, as long as I eat at home. -A man is kind, smart and adaptable. Men are greedy, stupid and dangerous. How many of these have you come across? Any idea which ones are products from my grey matter? Photograph- Taken/Owned by me, Plethos