No More Worries
By Jo Ann
@akalinus (44366)
United States
August 1, 2018 4:43pm CST
I got the most exciting news in my email today. Donald Trump is sending me $50 million. That is so great. That means no more worries, I can get whatever I want or need and help a bunch of people who will suddenly be my friends.
Has your email brought you any exciting news lately? What would you do with all that money?
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@thislittlepennyearns (68246)
• Defuniak Springs, Florida
2 Aug 18
I don't even open my emails unless they are valid.
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@akalinus (44366)
• United States
2 Aug 18
@thislittlepennyearns The email on my phone is a mess. I usually clean it up on the laptop so I can see what I am doing.
@thislittlepennyearns (68246)
• Defuniak Springs, Florida
2 Aug 18
@akalinus I don't even delete. Since I get notifications for every single email that comes through,on my phone..
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@akalinus (44366)
• United States
2 Aug 18
@Starmaiden Or else he can send the money and then I will provide him with information. I will probably change my identity after that anyway.

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@Starmaiden (9308)
• Canada
2 Aug 18
@akalinus Tell him to speak with your lawyer. He'll provide all the information needed. 


@Starmaiden (9308)
• Canada
1 Aug 18
Sounds like he's on the bribe...or someone using his name is. 

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@akalinus (44366)
• United States
1 Aug 18
Yes, someone is using his name. This is spam but it makes interesting reading sometimes. The FBI is working on my missing inheritance from Africa and a dying minister needs my help to smuggle cash out of his country. God told him I was the one. 





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@akalinus (44366)
• United States
2 Aug 18
@Starmaiden Mine go in a file and automatically delete after 30 days. I look at them because sometimes they put important stuff in there. Sometimes I read the interesting ones. I saw the message from Trump and wondered what he wanted with me.
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@Starmaiden (9308)
• Canada
2 Aug 18
@akalinus I get those emails all the time. My delete icon is busy. 

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