No chance of vampires for me.
By marguicha
@marguicha (230350)
Chile
August 28, 2018 8:22pm CST
I am watching a Dracula movie on TV. Not a classic film; it looks like a modern remake.
That made me hungry. Not for human blood, but for an artichoke with my delicious garlic mayonnaise. In none of those movies they thought of giving the heroine some garlic mayo. I bet she would not have needed the garlic garlands in her bedroom.
So, now, I´ll leave for a while Prince Vlad and Transilvania alone and will do and get my food.
See you soon.
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@ScribbledAdNauseum (104615)
• United States
29 Aug 18
I wonder if the ladies had rubbed garlic on their pulse points, would the vampires have bothered them?
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@marguicha (230350)
• Chile
29 Aug 18
There could be several ways. I ate the artichoke and now, in spite of my having watched my teeth very well, the garlic smell persists. What would a vampire say?
@marguicha (230350)
• Chile
30 Aug 18
@ScribbledAdNauseum I know. And as I´m not religious, I would not have a giant cross nor a pistol with silver bullets (I don´t get along with weapons).
@ScribbledAdNauseum (104615)
• United States
29 Aug 18
@marguicha I am sure they would not be coming anywhere close to you, so you'd be safe from them, for sure.
Though, of course, in vampire folklore, garlic isn't always a deterrent.
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@marguicha (230350)
• Chile
29 Aug 18
I would never eat raw garlic if I were to go out.
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@LadyDuck (502573)
• Italy
30 Aug 18
@marguichaI never eat garlic if I know I need to meet someone.
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@GreatMartin (23670)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
29 Aug 18
Some things are sacred like artichoke leaves dipped in drawn butter!! LOL
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@RasmaSandra (98033)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
29 Aug 18
You made me think that if there were such vampires the best thing that could have been done for the poor victims would have been to rub their entire bodies with garlic mayo.
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@marguicha (230350)
• Chile
29 Aug 18
Nope. Garlic mayo is so delicious that the vampire would eat the heroine.
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
29 Aug 18
Vampires don't like garlic.
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