Never A Dull Moment
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (112717)
United States
September 13, 2018 7:25pm CST
Let me give you just a little bit of background so that we will all be on the same page here for this little tale.
My mother is working for the company I work for as the cleaning lady. It is a side gig. They pay her pretty well, it does not take long to clean the office, and she likes the extra money.
The office is in Illinois.
I am currently in Wisconsin on business.
One of my co-workers is traveling in Chicago.
A text comes over my phone which is addressed to all of us in the office (there are 4 of us) to let us know that our alarm system has gone off and the police have been called are on the way.
My co-worker who is in Chicago calls me (the other two must not have seen their phones yet) and asks if I can go to the office and see what is going on with the alarm.
"I am still in Wisconsin."
It clicks and he feels stupid. BUT, I put two and two together and figure my mother must have went to the office to clean.
Sure enough.
I tell her, shut the door and hit the reset button until a light blinks, and then type in the code to reset the system.
"Should I be inside or outside when I do this?"
"Mother, the keypad is inside I suggest you be inside if you want to type in the code."
She shuts the door and types the code and the system resets but the police still show up.
I have no idea what she did. But either way, I swear, there is never a dull moment with my mother.
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@Mavic123456 (21891)
• Thailand
14 Sep 18
can I
? Anyway, hope everything is okay.
? Anyway, hope everything is okay.1 person likes this

@Mavic123456 (21891)
• Thailand
5 Nov 18
@porwest ohh wait I didn't laugh at your mom okay... but i am glad she's okay. Poor mom.
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@porwest (112717)
• United States
5 Nov 18
@Mavic123456 No, like I said, it was all good in the end. 

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@allen0187 (59648)
• Philippines
14 Sep 18
Must have been quite the scene.
Hope everything was sorted out.
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@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
14 Sep 18
This is just to funny! Poor mom, I bet it scared the crap out of her.
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@sweetashoney (3597)
• United States
14 Sep 18
One bright side to it is, you know your alarm works good and you also know the cops will show up! lol
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@RasmaSandra (97912)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
14 Sep 18
lol still your poor mom. She must have been scared. It happens to the best of us. Glad everything worked out alright.
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