Corny Joke Jim #3

@porwest (112864)

United States

November 8, 2018 4:15pm CST

One day, sitting at a round table, George Washington was asked a very important question by the other founding fathers. "Sir, how do you feel about becoming President of the United States." He hemmed and hawed, and stirred a bit in his chair. After a few minutes of careful consideration he nodded his head and said, "Well, I suppose there is a first time for everything." I never said I intended to make a living out of writing jokes, folks.

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Vicki, #1 Creek Girl

@1creekgirl (44560)

• United States

8 Nov 18

I need to admit that I was still waiting for the punch line. Sorry.

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@cindiowens (5120)

• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

8 Nov 18

I guess because he was supposedly the first US President.....FIRST time for everything? Maybe?

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@porwest (112864)

• United States

8 Nov 18

@1creekgirl First president? Like I said...I don't intend to make a living at this.

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@porwest (112864)

• United States

8 Nov 18

@cindiowens That was EXACTLY what I was going for there.

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Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (323168)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

9 Nov 18

It's a good thing because that one was, well - as good as I would tell.

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@porwest (112864)

• United States

13 Nov 18

I am not sure if I should take that as a compliment.

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Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (323168)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

18 Nov 18

@porwest I don't tell good jokes, and that one would be as good as it gets for me. So take it as a compliment.

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@porwest (112864)

• United States

20 Nov 18

@just4him Indeed I will.

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@jaboUK (64346)

• United Kingdom

8 Nov 18

Well I think it's pretty good - made me smile

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@jaboUK (64346)

• United Kingdom

9 Nov 18

@porwest They ain't got no taste!!

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@porwest (112864)

• United States

9 Nov 18

Glad it made you smile. Others have riddled me with tomatoes on this one.

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@porwest (112864)

• United States

13 Nov 18

@jaboUK I like your way of thinking. Take that, haters.

@DianneN (254926)

• United States

8 Nov 18

. Don't lose your day job.

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@DianneN (254926)

• United States

9 Nov 18

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@porwest (112864)

• United States

8 Nov 18

Hell, under Trump the economy is so good and jobs are so plentiful, even if I DID lose my day job, I could just jump right into another.

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@franxav (14591)

• India

8 Nov 18

It's a good one. I liked it! Give us more.

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@porwest (112864)

• United States

9 Nov 18

I will try. lol. I don't write jokes often, most of them are duds, but I feel like I have nothing to lose to share.

@JohnRoberts (109841)

• Los Angeles, California

9 Nov 18

That's a yoke, son.

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@porwest (112864)

• United States

21 Feb 23

Trust me. I never quit my day job and it turned out to be a wise choice. lol

@popciclecold (40214)

• United States

9 Nov 18

Lol. Cute.

@amadeo (111937)

• United States

8 Nov 18

what is this a corny joke there.Well this is a start. you can do an article on corny jokes only

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@porwest (112864)

• United States

26 Mar 25

I'd never make a living. lol

@Morleyhunt (21741)

• Canada

8 Nov 18

Groan.....

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@porwest (112864)

• United States

10 Nov 18

lol.

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@cindiowens (5120)

• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

8 Nov 18

I never did understand politics!

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@porwest (112864)

• United States

26 Mar 25

Some things in life, for some people, will forever remain a mystery. lol