Jesus is the Reason for the Season #17 - "Jesus Just Left Chicago"

@teamfreak16 (43684)
Denver, Colorado
December 5, 2019 4:05pm CST
And who can blame Him? Blackhawks fans that live here in Denver are annoying enough as it is, I can only imagine what they are like in the hometown. Hell, I'd leave, too. All kidding aside (except, I'm not,) "Jesus Just Left Chicago" is a tasty little piece of gritty blues rock from ZZ Top's 1973 album (their 3rd,) Tres Hombres. It wasn't released as a single (the album's only single was their classic, "La Grange,") but damn if it's not one hell of a solid tune on one hell of a solid album. Tres Hombres was ZZ Top's breakout album, and rightfully so. As for where, exactly, Jesus went when He left Chicago is open for debate. Some say He headed for St. Louis, some say He's operating a used vinyl shop in Reno. All that's known for sure is that although He renews them every year, His Blackhawks season tickets have gone unused since 1973. (Info verified by Wikipedia)
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@NJChicaa (127187)
• United States
5 Dec 19
I don't know this one
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@FourWalls (86940)
• United States
6 Dec 19
Used to get a lot of FM rock airplay with “Waitin’ for the Bus.”
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@teamfreak16 (43684)
• Denver, Colorado
6 Dec 19
@FourWalls - And rightfully so!
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@FourWalls (86940)
• United States
6 Dec 19
ZZ Top? Doing blues?? Say it isn’t so!
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@FourWalls (86940)
• United States
6 Dec 19
@teamfreak16 — you smokin’ what Willie ain’t smokin’ no more??
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@teamfreak16 (43684)
• Denver, Colorado
6 Dec 19
@FourWalls - Technically, no. But I did eat an edible with breakfast.
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@teamfreak16 (43684)
• Denver, Colorado
6 Dec 19
I know, so weird considering they started out as a synth pop ballad band.
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
6 Dec 19
Even Jesus wants out of Chicago.
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@teamfreak16 (43684)
• Denver, Colorado
6 Dec 19
Too windy. Keeps blowing his hair in his eyes.
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