I regret bragging about my bidet at Facebook

Calgary, Alberta
March 16, 2020 3:46am CST
Now I have a neighbor knocking on my door asking if her family can use my toilet because they run out of paper. Maybe I should charge them some bidet fee or something. I advised my neighbor to order in Amazon, It is just 27 dollars and arrives in 3 days. Well at least finally these people experienced washing their butts for their whole existence.
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@LadyDuck (502485)
• Italy
16 Mar 20
Now you made me laugh.
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Mar 20
My neighbor saw me bragging at my facebook timeline, I didnt know she will be knocking my door because they have no paper.
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• Calgary, Alberta
18 Mar 20
@LadyDuck They finally bought their own bidet and for free they ask me to install it for them. I am not a Plumber.... I agreed in condition they will cook me dinner.
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@LadyDuck (502485)
• Italy
16 Mar 20
@CaptAlbertWhisker This is crazy, I cannot understand how it is that so many people do not keep some more rolls in their homes.
@msdivkar (23356)
• India
16 Mar 20
We have been doing that for ages . It is hygienic.
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Mar 20
Yeah Americans and Australians call us weird for washing our butts. Now who is laughing
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@msdivkar (23356)
• India
16 Mar 20
@CaptAlbertWhisker That is a nice reply.
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Mar 20
@msdivkar They are killing each other for toilet paper
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• Agra, India
16 Mar 20
Aren't any stores open there
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Mar 20
They are empty
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• Agra, India
18 Mar 20
@CaptAlbertWhisker that is shocking
@akanetuk (2132)
16 Mar 20
I still don't comprehend this scarcity about tissue. Hand washing at point can be frustrating.
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Mar 20
They think wiping their butts is clean while washing butts is weird. Now they have no papers to use,