Wow this article didn't age well
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
Calgary, Alberta
April 13, 2020 6:41am CST
I accidentally found an article from December where a Feng shui expert was predicting that 2020 is going to be a very prosperous year with lots of luck.
Well this year by far is only prosperous to the Wild Boars from France since they are happily roaming around the streets due to the lack of humans outside. Yeah a Very lucky year for Wild pigs.
Oh Maybe it's a Lucky year for Silk'n Soft Toilet paper brand because their sales is all time high.
It is going to be a year of new beginnings and renewals as 2020 falls under the Year of White Metal Rat based on feng shui, a traditional practice originating from ancient China.
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@Mamerto32 (2783)
• Canlubang, Philippines
13 Apr 20
I laughed my head off when I see this. As if a higher power just replied "you are in no business here to predict the future." A failed Feng Shui should mean that man is ever more powerless.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 Apr 20
God is like: I am about to end this man's career. 
He is lucky that his article is not viral yet.
He is lucky that his article is not viral yet.1 person likes this
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
3 May 20
@Mamerto32 Millions of money wasted for someone like this guy
@Mamerto32 (2783)
• Canlubang, Philippines
13 Apr 20
@CaptAlbertWhisker and businesses spent a lot of money just to hire a Feng SHui expert
@jrlcentral (2605)
• Roxas, Philippines
13 Apr 20
Well... with numerous 'fortune tellers' out there, how come none predicted this pandemic?
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 Apr 20
There is a self proclaimed psychic who predicted the outbreak , she got viral after the Kardashian sisters talked about her book,
@m_audrey6788 (58468)
• Germany
13 Apr 20
That`s why I don`t believe in Feng shui. I think they all just saying things because they thought it is right to give people a positive outcome every year 
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@m_audrey6788 (58468)
• Germany
13 Apr 20
@CaptAlbertWhisker He can continue doing his business but I`m sure he`ll get less clients to believe in his Feng shui reading.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 Apr 20
@m_audrey6788 This Fraud Feng Shui guy is still operating his business.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 Apr 20
Maybe his customers are wild pigs and Toilet paper business owners. I mean its a lucky year for them.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
3 May 20
@LadyDuck I mean they have fat bank accounts this year
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@arunima25 (93194)
• Bangalore, India
13 Apr 20
This year has come with an unprecedented worldwide crisis. Never before the whole humanity faced such a big threat. And prosperity is thrown out of window. Economy has taken a nose dive across the globe.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 Apr 20
That Feng Shui expert have a very terrible prediction. Maybe its prosperous for the owner of this company.
Maybe its prosperous for the owner of this company.2 people like this
@arunima25 (93194)
• Bangalore, India
15 Apr 20
@CaptAlbertWhisker And those making masks, protective suits for health workers and ventilators. And not to forget toilet tissue and sanitizing napkins
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
3 May 20
@arunima25 They are running out of stock, Lucky year for them indeed
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 Apr 20
I can feel all that luck while in quarantine. I found this article today so its funny to read knowing what went wrong
I found this article today so its funny to read knowing what went wrong
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
3 May 20
@much2say I heard Gwyneth Paltrow follows him.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 Apr 20
His house didn't have enough crystals and incense.
LOL he must be snorting his feng shui crystals and snake oil to have such predictions.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 Apr 20
Who knows next month will be the explosion of luck his prediction promised.
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@Shavkat (141906)
• Philippines
14 Apr 20
@CaptAlbertWhisker I am sure there would be good things that would happen.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
3 May 20
@Lushlala I should have invested money on these companies last year.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 Apr 20
Them and the medical supplies business. Also hand sanitizers, I mean people barely buy them last year.
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@Lushlala (4028)
• Gaborone, Botswana
14 Apr 20
@CaptAlbertWhisker Yes, them as well. It's only April and my, they are seriously raking it in. Talk about a bumper year for them!!
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