Today's SPAM from Donald Trump

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It seems that a SPAM email from Donald Trump has become a part of my morning routine, along with making coffee, frying up some bacon, checking MyLot, taking a dump, and then firing up my first cigarette, celebrating the fact that I have made it to another day. When Trump and his lackeys mess with my mother's home state of Montana, it strikes a special chord in me, as her great-grandfather, my great-great-grandfather, James Fergus, was a settler there, and was politically influential in Central Montana in the late 1800s and early 1900s. Fergus was a Freethinker, like Mark Twain and Bob Ingersoll, meaning that he was not religious, but adhered to moral principles. He was a friend to the white man and the Indian alike, and was strongly opposed to political corruption. He was also an early feminist, believing that all people had a right to express themselves and not be harassed. Usually, Trump's SPAM emails make me laugh, but this one offended me more than usual, because he's dealing with a state where individual freedoms are still celebrated, and politcial BS is often scoffed at. Here is the SPAM I received today. It makes me wonder if I shouldn't spent some extra time up there working for the Democratic party, and making sure that the values my great-great-grandfather stood for are not undermined. The text: Friend, The Radical Left's hysteria has reached an all-time high. They have shown they will do and say anything – including LIE to the American People – in order to overthrow your President and the Republican Party and ultimately STEAL the 2020 Election. You saw how close the Democrats' impeachment sham came to being a reality, so it's critical Republicans hold the Senate majority this November and protect the will of the people – who have made it clear they support America First! Please contribute $35 RIGHT NOW to help protect the Republican Senate Majority. Protect the Republican Senate Majority » Senator Steve Daines of Montana has always been one of my biggest allies in the Senate. When Nancy, Cryin' Chuck, and Adam Shifty Schiff's Impeachment Scam reached the Senate, Steve knew I DID NOTHING WRONG and saw it for what it was – a political hit-job – and fought for my immediate ACQUITTAL. Steve is an INCREDIBLE Senator and a true conservative. He's tough-as-nails, works tirelessly for the American People, and fights every day to Keep America Great. Unfortunately, Democrats have labeled his seat a must-win in November and I need to know that I can count on you to do whatever it takes to fight for Steve. Please contribute ANY AMOUNT by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to defend Senator Steve Daines and the great State of Montana. Contribute $25 > Contribute $50 Contribute $100 Contribute $250 Contribute $500 Contribute $1,000 Contribute Other Amount It might seem like a stretch, Democrats winning in Montana – a state that voted overwhelmingly to put America FIRST in 2016 – but make no mistake, what the Left nearly did in 2018 in Texas gave them the false confidence that they can win anywhere, including in Trump-Country – Montana! Cryin' Chuck knows he only needs to flip four Senate seats in order to take back OUR Senate Majority and he's made it clear he's going after Montana. I can't stress enough how important it is that Steve CRUSHES the Left's liberal candidate. This victory is absolutely vital to Keeping America Great and protecting our America FIRST Agenda, and I'm counting on YOU for help. Please contribute ANY AMOUNT by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to defend Senator Steve Daines and the great State of Montana. Sincerely, (typical picture with bad hair) Donald J. Trump President of the United States