I found the funniest writing prompt on Pinterest

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I was looking for ideas of things to write about because I tend to draw a blank and my life isn't all that interesting. I came across this one and wanted to share: "I have a solution" "Oh thank goodness" "It involves fire" "Absolutely not!" Then I got to thinking that there are certain circumstances where that solution is a good one. My first thought was bedbugs. Fire would be a good solution to get rid of bedbugs. Just burn everything. We had them a year ago in a different place and even though we got rid of every single piece of furniture, including the beds and living room furniture, and paid the professional exterminator I still think I see them in our new place. They really mess with your head. A toxic friendship. Yep, I will burn that to the ground. I am not the "Oh, they made me mad let me pout" kind of person. I am the "burn the bridge with molotov cocktails, dance in the shadows of the flames, and make smores" kind of person. An abusive relationship. Yep, not only will I end the relationship, but I will tell everyone I know just what kind of a person you are. Granted I only did this with my relationships and I would never do this with someone else's because it then puts them in a lot of danger. What situation can you think of that can be solved by fire? Literal or figurative.