That was funniest thing Ever

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I went to get myself a couple of beers and figured since it was Christmas sneak in a couple of stocking stuffers without stockings for brother and sister. First store I knew beer and be A snickers with her name on it. Kind of knew be no Monsters there, but had amazing alcoholic energy drinks, but brother would not like them. I was like next time for me. I knew where the Monsters were and their deal was amazing 3 for 5.50. at Circle K Go up there like I saved the world. All I had left was 5.50 on the nose, I even calculated. 6.09 sir. Dammit, can I put one back, 6.33 sir. He is like its a special, what ever give me one,its for my brother. Screw deals just rob poor people harder. I owned that though. My mistake was where I shop for stuff like that they do the tax math for you, family owned . Not that its any cheaper you just know exactly how much you pay. I again curse corporate America. On top of it as leaving store and not making this up police pulled up and I wanted to raise my hands for some dumb reason and I go wait, I am the one that was robbed. Should tell, them, their in there.