I was a man with the key to being discharged from the Army

United States
April 7, 2021 4:16pm CST
I felt like Klinger on Mash in last night's dream. I can't recall every last aspect of it, but I specifically recall waiting for chicken because I was hungry. I also vaguely remember doing things that I hoped would get me discharged from the army. Oh and I was a man. I finally DID get booted out (though honorably) only to be captured by the Egyptians and forced to become a part of their ranks. They had better food though.
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@CarolDM (127036)
• United States
7 Apr
Another one to write for your book.
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• United States
7 Apr
I wish I could remember more of it.
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@CarolDM (127036)
• United States
7 Apr
@ScribbledAdNauseum Maybe you will another day.
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• United States
7 Apr
@CarolDM Anything is Possible.
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@Tina30219 (69350)
• Onaway, Michigan
7 Apr
Glad you got out honorably.
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• United States
7 Apr
Only to be thrown in with the Egytian Army
@Tina30219 (69350)
• Onaway, Michigan
7 Apr
@ScribbledAdNauseum Which sucks . I hope you got out soon .
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• United States
7 Apr
@Tina30219 Yeah, I don't remember a lot of the dream after that point.
@kaylachan (16765)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
7 Apr
Well, talk about some dream.
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• United States
7 Apr
Oh mine are always weird.
@LindaOHio (62719)
• United States
8 Apr
lololol I have had dreams where my gender was confusing too. Captured by the Egyptians? lololol
• United States
8 Apr
I think the most confusing part of the dream was the Egyptian Army. That is the first word that came to mind when I woke up, but I'm not completely convinced it was supposed to be Egyptian. I believe in past lives . Sometimes when I dream of being a man, depending on how real the dream feels, I think that perhaps I was looking back at a person I once was. A few years ago I described a dream here that I feel certain was like a look into my past. Everything felt second nature and familiar to me in that dream. Things I have never used, nor would ever use in this life, were there and a comfort to me.
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@LindaOHio (62719)
• United States
8 Apr
@ScribbledAdNauseum That would be a little unsettling. The gender dreams are very upsetting to me. I don't understand them. I don't believe in past lives; but perhaps I should think about it more.
@DaddyEvil (37315)
• United States
8 Apr
I started to ask you something but decided you might get embarrassed about it, so am being polite now. (Or maybe I'm the one who'd be embarrassed. )
@moffittjc (95847)
• Gainesville, Florida
8 Apr
So, how did it feel to be a man? Did you scratch your balls and fart a lot? lol