It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World (MyLot Exclusive #776)

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“In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.” -----------THEODORE ROOSEVELT This one is dedicated to Alfred E. Neuman, Stanley Kramer, Teddy Roosevelt and Slaanesh, the Chaos God Of Excess and Lord Of Pleasure. The reason for this one is that sometimes, there isn't enough tequila in Mexico to dilute all the anxiety, anger, boredom and frustration you're feeling. I know you're saying, "Sir, you did it to yourself. No one twisted your arm and made you be a Democrat, Your Grand Exalted Excellency, Sir." Thank you. You're very helpful. You're also fired. Anyway, there isn't enough tequila in Mexico to make things better and that's why I went to Acapulco this morning. It was partly a nostalgia thing. Most people go to someplace like Cancún or Cozumel these days and they are fine but I remember when people like Clark Gabel, Elvis and Frank Sinatra made Acapulco the place to be. But that's beside the point. The point is that my Math Department assures me that if you cram two negatives together, they will sometimes make a positive. So I'm squishing the negatives---my problems and not enough tequila to fix them---into a small space---They call these tiny rooms a "Luxury Suite" but it only has 36,000 square feet and don't get me started on that---In the hopes that they will produce a positive of some kind. We'll see what happens.