The Evil Skwirrel Network has agents here in town
By DW Davis
@DWDavis (25797)
United States
June 5, 2022 4:47pm CST
I found this agent of the ESN spying into our backyard and communicating with his headquarters using his acorn phone. He was a bold operative. He just sat there on the branch and let me take his picture. This fellow's spycraft is lacking.
Sophie saw him, too, and didn't even bark. She just watched him like I did.
Should I report this squirrely fellow to OWCA? He could be one of their agents gone rogue.
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@wolfgirl569 (135745)
• Marion, Ohio
6 Jun 22
He may just think you dont know what he is truly doing. Report him ASAP
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
7 Jun 22
@wolfgirl569 They will, and force him to watch old Daffy Duck cartoons.
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@wolfgirl569 (135745)
• Marion, Ohio
7 Jun 22
@DWDavis I hope they capture him quickly. Will they lock him in a wabbit hole
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@FourWalls (86707)
• United States
6 Jun 22
They might be calling here. I noticed an uptick in skwirl activity here shortly after Verizon put a 5G transmitter on my block. 

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@RasmaSandra (98004)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
6 Jun 22
He does look suspicious, There was a conflict here yesterday when a squirrel was jumping into a palm tree and met up with a rat heading the other way, Some words were exchanged but I do not know the language,
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@RebeccasFarm (91297)
• United States
6 Jun 22
They really are a network aint no lie
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