Another Glorious Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1058)

@xander6464 (40939)
Wapello, Iowa
August 17, 2022 1:43pm CST
I am in Peach Pie Heaven, AKA Georgia. The one in "Gone With The Wind," not the one in "Back In The USSR." I'm a little tired this morning because I took the traditional means of getting here, The Midnight Train. And don't get me started on that. I wanted to take the earlier Midnight Train To Georgia. It's not that I'm opposed to staying up all night but I'm going to be 30 in only two years and it ain't as easy as it used to be. So I told Aio Variables, my Travel Agent And Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Vacation Affairs, that I wanted to take the Afternoon Midnight Train. She said, very dishonestly and fakely, that I could take the afternoon train but it wouldn't be the Midnight Train. We argued about it for hours. I didn't really have the time or inclination to prove her wrong but I did it anyway. For you. My 226.4 Billion Loyal Dedicated Daily Readers. Being this loved, adored and idolized brings with it a whole boatload of responsibility and I take it very seriously. No one wants a Hero who loses arguments and I wouldn't do that to you. The downside is that it took way too long. It disrupted my whole schedule. When I got to the station, it was just as the Midnight Midnight Train To Georgia was about to leave. So that's the one I was stuck with. With that in mind, let's go to Friday, March 8, 1974, and see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Song For Today is. Don't forget to clap for the Wolfman! ************** Gladys Knight & The Pips "Midnight Train To Georgia" (1974) 827,217 views Oct 30, 2012
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@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
17 Aug 22
Did you remember to ask for your almost Senior discount when you booked the train ride? That discount really adds up! I know you don't have much money left since you're funding your buddy Donnie's law team.
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@xander6464 (40939)
• Wapello, Iowa
17 Aug 22
Don't believe the Fake LameStream Media. The RNC is paying his legal fees. I did get my Senior Discount. I have to. I'm just barely a multi-trillionaire.
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@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
17 Aug 22
@xander6464 Yes, you always hide your activities behind something... I'm glad you do, though. I'd feel bad if you went down if Donnie ever does. I know... that's why I remind you about that discount. You are only two years away from being a Senior Citizen.
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@xander6464 (40939)
• Wapello, Iowa
18 Aug 22
@DaddyEvil I'm glad you understand the system. The Deep State is out to get everyone. But mostly me. I know. I wish I were 20 years younger.
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18 Aug 22
so is 60 the new 30? just wondering? inquiring minds want to know because if that is the case then I must be 20 and wow how my life would be oh so different
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@xander6464 (40939)
• Wapello, Iowa
19 Aug 22
How would it be different? How are things in the Moosehead District of Detroit tonight?
20 Aug 22
@xander6464 again with the moosehead sh**
@RubyHawk (99421)
• Atlanta, Georgia
18 Aug 22
Did you have Georgia on your mind when you took the midnight train to Georgia. You probably thought the Devil would come down to Georgia too. Are you sure you want to be in Georgia?
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@xander6464 (40939)
• Wapello, Iowa
19 Aug 22
Oh, the Devil is in Georgia. A lot of people think he left but he didn't. The heat doesn't seem to bother him for some reason. And he throws great parties.