Much Ado About Stuffing (MyLot Exclusive #1161)

@xander6464 (36718)
Wapello, Iowa
November 24, 2022 10:31am CST
It's another beautifully warm (42F, 6C) Thanksgiving Morning here in the Neon Fun Jungle and just like me, you, my 226.4 Billion Loyal Dedicated Daily Readers, are wondering, "What's for dinner?" But you don't have much time to ponder that question because of a far more pressing matter. To wit, your Editors are, fakely and dishonestly, coming to you and saying, "Sir, you can't play "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" this year because you've done it every year since 1967 and you ran out of funny original ways to introduce it in 1973. Enough is enough." Where do you even begin to dismantle that false Woke Liberal Talking Point? By pointing out that 1973 was 21 years before you were even born? Sure, you could. But why bother starting this journey of infinite miles with a single step when you know from the start that it's never going to end? Because it just snowballs from there...And since it's so warm, all those snowballs are just going to melt into a bigly wet soggy mess. And the very last thing we need on a yuge holiday is a bigly wet soggy mess. The very first thing we need is more pie. Because the future is uncertain and the end is always near. So eat the pie first. The best part is that it perfectly pairs with the beer you got yourself when you woke up this morning. Because your Remote Viewing Team told you this was going to happen. With that in mind, let's go to the Isle Of Wight in 1970, and see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Song For Today is. ************** The Doors - Road House Blues (Live At The Isle Of Wight Festival 1970)
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@DaddyEvil (103909)
• United States
24 Nov
Happy Thanksgiving!
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@xander6464 (36718)
• Wapello, Iowa
29 Nov
Happy Thanksgiving! How was yours?
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@DaddyEvil (103909)
• United States
29 Nov
@xander6464 It was good. Smoked turkey, mashed potatoes, fried green beans and homemade rolls. How was yours?
@FourWalls (49456)
• United States
24 Nov
Tell the editors to go sit on the Group W bench while you and I have another Thanksgiving dinner that can’t be beat. Happy Thanksgiving to you (about the only serious thing you’ll ever hear me say)!
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@xander6464 (36718)
• Wapello, Iowa
29 Nov
That is the best idea I've heard this whole holiday weekend. Happy Thanksgiving! How was yours?
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@FourWalls (49456)
• United States
29 Nov
@xander6464 — I had a nice, boring holiday.
@FayeHazel (39709)
• United States
29 Nov
Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you had a bigly much nice holiday on which everyone agrees