A Bribe You May Want To Try (MyLot Exclusive #1309)

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Hrrmmm. National Talk Like Yoda Day here in the Neon Fun Jungle it is. Wearing a gold bikini you really should be. But complaining, I am not. Wow, I didn't realize how exhausting this would be. Hrmmm. It would probably be worth it if you were wearing the gold bikini. But I'm not even complaining about that. I will, however, have to report you to the Jedi High Council. Not because I want to, you understand. If it were up to me, I'd ignore it. But I'm an Officer Of The High Council, so I'm required to. Don't worry about it. For a major Dress Code Violation like this, you can plead Guilty and probably just get Time Served. Or a small fine. Or five years of Community Service in Jabba's Palace. Or you could try to bribe me. Whatever you think is best. ************** Movie National Talk Like Yoda Day – May 21, 2023 U.S.