Why my heath requires that I visit a Naked Lady internet site tonight. Any requests?

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I just saw a picture of what appeared to be toe fungus. It was labeled as plaque psoriasis. I have no idea what that is. It is another ad. Prior to that, I saw an ad for a miracle wrinkle cream. For an old guy, I am not very wrinkly. I do not want wrinkle cream. I see that I can lose weight if I eat this "miracle food." But when I try to read the research, a bot-like voice says that the supporting research was conducted at University of John Hopkins. I have heard of Johns Hopkins University (I think it's "back East"), but never of University of John Hopkins. Same with University of Cambridge. I just want to see ads that are relevant to me, and that don't cause me nausea just as I was thinking about dinner. I will visit a couple of websites where elite guitars are being sold. Then I will click on some vintage audio component website ads. Face it: The Marantz 2230 stereo receiver was beautiful. Then I will look at naked ladies. Or maybe even clothed ladies. I would rather see half-naked Asian ladies with unnaturally large breasts than toenail fungus. Am I being too demanding? Photo will be of an elite guitar. Or a Marantz stereo component. Or of a naked lady who is not "trying too hard."