It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1603)

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Greetings, Radio Rangers! Hello----That's Mainland talk for Aloha. Ladies and gentlemen, you picked a very good night to stop in here at the Neon Fun Jungle because we are on the very cusp of a Major Three Day Holiday Weekend. If it had any gumption and ambition, it'd be a General Three Day Holiday Weekend. Or, as my friend Donny puts it, "A Wasteful Three-Day Entitlement To Honor the Suckers And Losers who died to preserve your right to have it, that You Don't Deserve. It's Poisoning The Blood Of Our Country!" But we're not going to worry about that. Instead, I'm just going to remind you that it's your duty to remind me to get beer, brats, ground beef, cheese, onions, buns, pickles, barbeque sauce, propane, and mustard at the store tomorrow. No pressure. It's just that If I forget anything, the party will be ruined and it will be all your fault. I'm also reminding you that I'm judging the Bikini Contest all by myself this year and while it's still considered unethical by bedwetting America-Hating Liberal Socialist Hippies, bribing officials to get what you want is still perfectly legal here. #GodBlessAmerica. So you know what to do if you want to win. Or, We can observe the pre-Citizens United rules, if you want to be traditional about it. Which means I'd have to arrest you for bribing me. Then you'd have to citizen's arrest me for accepting the bribe. That avenue has some appealing aspects but we'd have to hope that the two arrests didn't cancel each other out because that would ruin everything. With that in mind, let's go to London ((The one in England, not the one in Ontario)) on Friday, May 30, 1969, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Song For Today is. Then we'll go to Southhampton before going to Holland and/or France before driving to the Amsterdam Hilton ((Schiphol Boulevard 701, Amsterdam, 1118 BN, Netherlands)). And so on. ************** The Beatles - The Ballad Of John And Yoko