We All Have Things That Help Us Get Through

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For me, it's George Carlin. He makes so much sense. I am watching/listening to one of George Carlin's HBO specials Talking about anti-woman folk. Conservatives. ABORTIONS. * Why is it that those who are against abortion are those who you wouldn't want to have sex with anyway? * When it is us it's an abortion and when it's a chicken it's an omelet. * You've never heard of a chicken who came home from work and beat his hen? No, they are decent people. * Any woman who has had more than one period is a serial killer. (Yeah, that's George.) * Not every ejaculation deserves a name. (Boy howdy) * He was a Catholic until he reached the age of reason. (We have that in common) * God is one of the leading causes of death. (Think about it) * French fried felons. ( Great!) Capitol punishment. Yeah, it goes on from there. He just makes so much sense. Crazy but sensible. He has it all figured out. He's my guy. My favorites of his are Where Do Lost Things Go and The Hippy-dippy Weather Man. He has it all figured out. I love the way his mind works. The picture is from fity.club