I think I found a way to get out of ALL EVENTS

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Meaning, you will never have to attend a family event ever again. Or appointments, like doc appointments. It will have to be over the phone. -No trying to figure out what to wear. -No speed-washing dusty, fancy clothes you never wear just for one dumb event. -No making small talk and smiling when all you wanna do is go home and make more money or watch YouTube. -No hitching a ride with your parents so now you’re at their mercy and you are stuck there as long as they want to stay. -No trying to use Google Maps to go by yourself so you can take off early, only to get lost on the way home. -No dreading the month of June because that’s when all your nieces & nephews are winning school awards or 7-hour long Graduation ceremonies. -The ability to finally enjoy Christmas because you love it without the Christmas Eve family event, and then the Christmas Day event. The way out, is to not be available. And to be unavailable, is to be far away. Like in another state. The apartment thing will be like a short-term trial period to see if I do ok on my own, which I know I will. I want my cats to live out the rest of their lives having some fun, like back home, going outside a little (safely) and just having all the stuff they don’t have here. But after that, it’s Myrtle Beach, baby. That place has been calling my name ever since I stepped off the plane for the very first time. It felt like home and I don’t know why. And no more events!!! I love my family. But that doesn’t mean I love the useless events attached to them. Do you enjoy family events? Or do you dodge them? I won’t judge either way. I know everyone is different. I’ll just say it. I HATE them. All of them.