Mail Call for June 6th, 2025

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I thought I posted this yesterday… but apparently, I just imagined hitting that button. So here we are—better late than never, right? Yesterday was a big day for mail. Packages galore! Including one mystery package that we definitely didn’t order. (Plot twist!) Here’s what showed up: Vlasic Pickle Balls (yes, that’s a real thing and no, I don’t know how to feel about it), A wallet keychain thingy I got to test out because I’m over dragging my giant purse everywhere like I'm carrying the weight of my past decisions, A mini Bluetooth karaoke machine (cue the living room concerts), Some creatine powder that—shockingly—I actually like the taste of, And those musical lollipops I mentioned before. Yes, they’re still a thing. No, I’m not over them. She-child was thrilled—karaoke mic in one hand, lollipop microphone in the other. Full diva mode activated. Meanwhile, I’m over here hyped about creatine powder like I just joined a gym (I haven’t). Oh, and about that mystery package? We also got a two-pack of fridge water filters that we absolutely didn’t order. I have no clue how to return them, so now we’re just the proud accidental owners of spare appliance parts. ¯\(?)/¯ Anyway, that was our mail call for yesterday. I haven’t checked today’s haul yet. What kind of goodies (or weird surprises) did you get in the mail?