It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1935)

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Welcome to another Fracteous Friday, Radio Rangers! And Merry No Kings Protest Eve! Unlike most people my age (31, as far as you know), I don't pay much attention to the weather. Except for tonight. I'm counting on God to rain all over King Diaper DonOld's Parade that's scheduled for tomorrow, and so far, things are looking good. There's a video at the bottom that provides some details. Check this out, Radio Rangers: ############## What Flooding caused by excessive rainfall is possible. Where Portions of DC, including the following , District of Columbia, Maryland, including the following areas, Calvert, Central and Southeast Montgomery, Charles, Prince Georges and St. Marys, and Virginia, including the following areas, Albemarle, Arlington/Falls Church/Alexandria, Augusta, Central Virginia Blue Ridge, Central and Southeast Prince William/Manassas/Manassas Park, Clarke, Culpeper, Eastern Loudoun, Fairfax, Frederick VA, Greene, King George, Madison, Nelson, Northern Fauquier, Northern Virginia Blue Ridge, Northwest Prince William, Orange, Page, Rappahannock, Rockingham, Shenandoah, Southern Fauquier, Spotsylvania, Stafford, Warren and Western Loudoun. When From 2 PM EDT this afternoon through this evening. Impacts Excessive runoff may result in flooding of rivers, creeks, streams, and other low-lying and flood-prone locations. Creeks and streams may rise out of their banks. Flooding may occur in poor drainage and urban areas. ############## The real funny part is that King Diaper DonOld has fired a lot of weather forecasters because in his retarded mind, he thinks that killing the messengers will cancel the message. It's the same failed logic that made him think that changing a weather map with a Sharpie would make him look like he knows what he's talking about. OK. that feels like enough for tonight. I'm going back to praying for enough rain to cancel that stupid, way too expensive parade. With that in mind, let's go to right now, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Good News Of The Month Club Anthem Good News For today is. ************* Trump Gets Awful LAST-MINUTE NEWS About His Birthday PARADE??