It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusve #1962)

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Did you hear the totally made-up story about how Dudley Do-Nothing-Right's uncle, Dr. Uncle John Trump, taught the Unabomber at MIT? "But, Sir, we voted for Do-Nothing-Right because he's honest! What makes you think the story is made-up?" Well, for one thing, the Unabomber never went to MIT. And Dr. John Trump died ten years before the Unabomber became known as the Unabomber. "That's two things, Sir, not one. And you libtards wonder why ya ain't got no credibility." I will say this much for you. You wouldn't tell such an easily proven lie when your honesty is under more scrutiny than ever before, would you? "Sir, just what the heck does my honest scrotum got to do with any of this?" Well, did you hear him complement the Unabomber while calling his supporters who care about the Epstein Files stupid?" "You must be mistaken, Sir. My Messiah would never call me stupid! Swear to God on my honest scrotum! Keep in mind, I ain't braggin' cause you said it was honest, not me!" Madam, I think you really need to watch the video linked below. With that in mind, let's go to earlier tonight, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Closer Look Of The Month Club Anthem Closer Look is for today. ************* Trump Calls Epstein Case a "Hoax" & Turns on His "Stupid" Supporters Amid MAGA Mutiny: A Closer Look Late Night with Seth Meyers