It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! JACKO Edition (Mylot Exclusve #1981)

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It's another Fractous Friday here in the Neon Fun Jungle, Radio Rangers! It's also the start of a long holiday weekend. Our big news today is local in nature and national in scope. It's also a rare bit of good news ((BREAKING: GOP Sen. Ernst RETIRING. Is the GOP Losing Its Grip on Iowa? Video Linked Below)). I'm so happy about this that I am giving her the nickname, JACKO. It is, of course, a variation of TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out), and with her, it's Joni Always Chickens Out. Speaking of Glorious Loser, DonOld Trump, I have to give the Devil his due (Before he meets the real Devil in the very near future). Ending JACKO's political career is a very good thing. Just like when he ended MattGaetz's political career. Of course, he is entirely responsible for giving both of those monsters a career. So, he's like an arsonist who set an entire city ablaze and then put out two of the unimportant fires. It doesn't exactly qualify him for a Nobel Fire Fighting Prize. So add that one to the list of Nobel Prizes he's not winning. That's it for this one, but, to prevent the critics from again saying, "It's way too short, Sir!" I'll add two final notes. Note #1: JACKO's resignation hasn't been officially announced, so, if all this is just wishful thinking, we might be stuck with her until next November. Note #2: Does TACO understand how JACKO just made holding the Senate even more difficult? I hope it doesn't cause him to have a fatal heart attack. ************* BREAKING: GOP Sen. Ernst RETIRING. Is the GOP Losing Its Grip on Iowa? The Bulwark 1.43M subscribers