Blessed Are The Rich? (Mylot Exclusive #1989)

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Do you remember when Jesus said, "Blessed are the rich, for they shall inherit the earth?" I don't, either, but you know who does? That's right, Dopey J. Trump. He's still worried about getting into Heaven and he thinks having more money will get him there. His latest scam is convincing his Cult that if they give him even more, he can treat St. Peter like a Maître d'hôtel and tip his way into the Pearly Gates ((‘I Have No Other Choice’: Donald Trump Just Blasted Out Cringe Email Begging for Pity and Money—And It Instantly Backfired Online. (Article Linked Below)). I'm no Biblical Scholar...I don't even believe there is a God...But I am pretty sure that isn't how it works. If it turns out there is a God, it ain't likely that He or She can be bribed. It is likely that She won't care even a little bit about how much or little money anyone has. I'm going out on a limb by betting the whole farm on Her caring very much about how many rapes and murders a person has been responsible for. Even in the abstract. For example, if you steal two elections and abuse your power by irresponsibily allowing anti-vaxxers to kill children by ignoring science, all those deaths will count against you. Same thing with gun laws and COVID policies. And it won't matter a bit if everyone in his Cult gives him $15 ((12.79 Euro,20.76 CAD, 20.76 Mexican Peso)). It all adds up to an express ticket to the basement where he will be reunited with Charlie Kirk, Rush Limbaugh, Jeff Epstein and his parents. God is also concerned about honesty, and that is another major strike against Dopey. In the same letter, for example, he claims that he came within millimeters of death in Butler. Unfortunately for him, God knows that whole thing was a staged publicity stunt that resulted in one death that will also be counted against him, and he was never in any danger of dying. She also knows he never ended a war and he never did anything to help anyone ever. Even if God dismisses all the relatively minor crimes (Adultry, cheating at golf, stealing, etc) but not the crimes against minors, he has as much chance of getting into Heaven as his hero, Hitler. In conclusion, all I have to say that if there is an audience allowed to witness his Judgement Day, I hope I get a ticket because I will really enjoy it. ************* Atlanta Black Star News ‘I Have No Other Choice’: Donald Trump Just Blasted Out Cringe Email Begging for Pity and Money—And It Instantly Backfired Online Story by Shelby E. • 19h • 3 min read