Anybody want to be Joan Collins?

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Do you ever just get frustrated with yourself and wish you weren’t you? I’m having one of those moments when I wish I wasn’t me. It’s not that I want to be someone else because when I go down that slippery path I can’t identify anyone who I’d like to be. Everyone else has their hang ups just like me, and I don’t find anyone else’s life attractive. I’d hate to be, for example, Joan Collins, and not just because it would require extensive surgery down below. So I’m just going to have to stick with what I know best - being me. Aren’t you just so happy that you are who you are and not someone else? Does anyone here want to be me? No, I didn’t think so. Goodnight.