Happy Birthday to you, squashed tomatoes and stew !
By Traceyjayne
@Traceyjayne (6097)
United Kingdom
October 28, 2025 12:51pm CST
Do you remember when you were a kid and when it was your Birthday someone would say "Happy Birthday to you, squashed tomatoes and stew " and then would burst into hysterical laughter as they thought it was the funniest thing ever ?
Well, it may have been funny when you were six but I know someone of 59 who is STILL saying it .....and frankly it's not funny anymore.
What makes it worse is the person and I know a lot of the same people so I see it often from him .
What makes it even worse still , is that he is an ex boyfriend of mine .....what on earth did I see in him .....lucky escape I think !
What do you think ?
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3 responses
@xFiacre (14562)
• Ireland
12h
@traceyjayne Happy birthday to you, you were born in a zoo, with the monkeys and the tigers, happy birthday to you. That’s what we sang at primary school.
@Traceyjayne (6097)
• United Kingdom
11h
I like that one . Not heard it before .
Question is ....would you still say it to your friends as an adult ?
@Traceyjayne (6097)
• United Kingdom
10h
@xFiacre yep ...and I cringe when I read this guy posting it .....59 for goodness sake !
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I’m glad you aren’t stuck for life with that guy. @Traceyjayne (6097)
• United Kingdom
13h
The whole phrase is .....
Happy Birthday to you
Squashed tomatoes and stew
Bread and butter
In the gutter
Happy Birthday to you
I'm so pleased I am not stuck with him too ....
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@JudyEv (364833)
• Rockingham, Australia
10h
There were some really weird sayings when I was at school. Thankfully I've forgotten them all. lol
