The U.S. Government Spent over $14 Million to Teach Monkeys How to Play The Price is Right

United States
December 24, 2025 6:35pm CST
I wish I was kidding, but I'm not. Kentucky Senator Rand Paul (Republican) publishes a "Festivus Report" in December every year outlining all of the government waste. For 2025 that figure totaled $1,639,135,969,608.00. That's $1.6 TRILLION dollars in waste. There were several that caught my eyelike dosing dogs with cocaine and teaching ferrets to binge-drink alcohol, but the one that took the cake for me was this one: NSF and other federal agencies paid $14,643,280 to make monkeys play a "Price Is Right"-inspired video game. Why? To what end? What scientific use is that and at what cost? The waste in taxpayer money makes my blood boil.
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@jstory07 (147011)
• Roseburg, Oregon
25 Dec
That money could be used to shelter the homeless and feed them. What a waste of money.
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@porwest (111702)
• United States
19h
And yet, people were angry at Elon Musk, Trump and DOGE. The irony.
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@AmbiePam (108654)
• United States
25 Dec
Oh, boy.
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@May2k8 (19470)
• Indonesia
25 Dec
Some say money is the root of evil, but the evil ones are those who waste money.
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@RebeccasFarm (91132)
• Arvada, Colorado
17h
What a disgrace.
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