It is early

@GardenGerty (167286)
United States
January 19, 2026 7:29am CST
Well, maybe not early. It is still dark, though. I have just finished my one cup of coffee. I am half dressed, but not working today so I am in no real hurry. I just made myself laugh with my un awake reading this morning. I have side bar ads. I bet we all do. The ad was for some toothpaste, I do not pay attention. What it said, when I read it carefully, for the third time, not out of my periphery, was "Whitens teeth two times whiter". What I READ and actually pondered, was "Whitens two teeth whiter:" My not awake mind took a moment to visualize this person with two white front teeth. And ask myself how they whitened only two teeth. Or who would want this. Welcome to my silly, not awake mind this Monday holiday, when we have a day off.
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@wolfgirl569 (128133)
• Marion, Ohio
45m
You need another cup of coffee
@AmbiePam (110420)
• United States
1h
You need more sleep!