It is early
@GardenGerty (169406)
United States
January 19, 2026 7:29am CST
Well, maybe not early. It is still dark, though. I have just finished my one cup of coffee. I am half dressed, but not working today so I am in no real hurry.
I just made myself laugh with my un awake reading this morning. I have side bar ads. I bet we all do.
The ad was for some toothpaste, I do not pay attention. What it said, when I read it carefully, for the third time, not out of my periphery, was "Whitens teeth two times whiter".
What I READ and actually pondered, was "Whitens two teeth whiter:" My not awake mind took a moment to visualize this person with two white front teeth. And ask myself how they whitened only two teeth. Or who would want this.
Welcome to my silly, not awake mind this Monday holiday, when we have a day off.
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@LindaOHio (222222)
• United States
20 Jan
I'm like that when I'm awakened from a dream. I am so groggy; and it takes me quite some time to recover.
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@GardenGerty (169406)
• United States
24 Jan
I am not always that way, but sometimes. Bob talks at times about having "read too fast."
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@BarBaraPrz (51811)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Jan
Two times whiter? Whiter than what? The Elizabethan habit of actually blackening their teeth?
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@GardenGerty (169406)
• United States
24 Jan
My question exactly. I do not recall that habit. I also know that there is a trend to brush teeth with charcoal. (Why?)
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@GardenGerty (169406)
• United States
24 Jan
Unfortunately the coffee pot beckons me early, no matter what day of the week it is.
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@LovingMyBabies (85923)
• Valdosta, Georgia
19 Jan
Oh I have had silly moments like this before my coffee in the mornings. Lol.
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@GardenGerty (169406)
• United States
24 Jan
I get up early so I can take my time to get my brain awake.
@GardenGerty (169406)
• United States
24 Jan
Too bad I am limiting my intake right now.
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