A Suitable Name

@jaylar (3196)
Kingston, Jamaica
February 8, 2026 11:54am CST
Trump wants his name to live forever. He wants to slap it on a building, a street, when the real heritage would be to change the name of 'toilet' to Trump. Think of it. Instead of excusing yourself to go to the Ladies room, you'll say; 'I'm going to Trump.' There will be Trump paper, Trump cleaner, a Trump brush. His name will live forever where it is most suitable.
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Fiacre Banks
@xFiacre (14415)
• Ireland
8 Feb
@jaylar The British have always used the name as a verb. To trump is to fart.
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kay lar
@jaylar (3196)
• Kingston, Jamaica
8 Feb
excellent choice... and we can expand to the rest room
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Anna
@LadyDuck (496620)
• Italy
9 Feb
That is an excellent idea. Italians are thinking to call mental hospitals "Trump houses".
Anna
@LadyDuck (496620)
• Italy
9 Feb
@jaylar You are right, we have two in our home.
kay lar
@jaylar (3196)
• Kingston, Jamaica
9 Feb
@LadyDuck I think it is most fitting
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kay lar
@jaylar (3196)
• Kingston, Jamaica
9 Feb
yes... Trump houses is good... but everyone has a trump in their homes, at work... gonna run to the trump
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RasmaSandra
@RasmaSandra (95743)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
8 Feb
And may all the trump-ettes blare,
kay lar
@jaylar (3196)
• Kingston, Jamaica
8 Feb
it is what Trump wants... for his name to last forever.
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Jessica
@JESSY3236 (21821)
• United States
10 Feb
no I would want to say that. That's nasty sounding. BUt yeah he does want everything change to his name.
kay lar
@jaylar (3196)
• Kingston, Jamaica
10 Feb
i can't think of a better term for defecation
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Winterishere
@thedevilinme (5031)
• Northampton, England
12 Feb
A Trump is known as a deep long fart in the UK
kay lar
@jaylar (3196)
• Kingston, Jamaica
12 Feb
I think that is perfet
Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (24531)
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9 Feb
I agree He is toilet worthy right enough
kay lar
@jaylar (3196)
• Kingston, Jamaica
9 Feb
yeah... toilets should be called trumps in his 'honor'
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (24531)
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9 Feb
@jaylar Yes and the slogan will be Go for a dump in a trump
kay lar
@jaylar (3196)
• Kingston, Jamaica
9 Feb
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Winterishere
@thedevilinme (5031)
• Northampton, England
8 Feb
Get boooed tonight
kay lar
@jaylar (3196)
• Kingston, Jamaica
8 Feb
oh if he went to the superbowl, he'd be the target. Now, here's a Hispanic who won so many awards, going to perform... and you know... something will be said... and then Trump will try to insult Bad Bunny
Michael Duff
@Wrexxo (235)
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8 Feb
Trump room sounds wierd to me
kay lar
@jaylar (3196)
• Kingston, Jamaica
8 Feb
Just a trump... like toilet
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