A Suitable Name / myLot

Kingston, Jamaica

February 8, 2026 11:54am CST

Trump wants his name to live forever. He wants to slap it on a building, a street, when the real heritage would be to change the name of 'toilet' to Trump. Think of it. Instead of excusing yourself to go to the Ladies room, you'll say; 'I'm going to Trump.' There will be Trump paper, Trump cleaner, a Trump brush. His name will live forever where it is most suitable.

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Fiacre Banks

@xFiacre (14202)

• Ireland

8 Feb

@jaylar The British have always used the name as a verb. To trump is to fart.

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kay lar

@jaylar (2947)

• Kingston, Jamaica

8 Feb

excellent choice... and we can expand to the rest room

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Anna

@LadyDuck (492931)

• Italy

9 Feb

That is an excellent idea. Italians are thinking to call mental hospitals "Trump houses".

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Anna

@LadyDuck (492931)

• Italy

9 Feb

@jaylar

You are right, we have two in our home.

kay lar

@jaylar (2947)

• Kingston, Jamaica

9 Feb

@LadyDuck I think it is most fitting

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kay lar

@jaylar (2947)

• Kingston, Jamaica

9 Feb

yes... Trump houses is good... but everyone has a trump in their homes, at work... gonna run to the trump

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RasmaSandra

@RasmaSandra (94036)

• Daytona Beach, Florida

8 Feb

And may all the trump-ettes blare,

kay lar

@jaylar (2947)

• Kingston, Jamaica

8 Feb

it is what Trump wants... for his name to last forever.

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Winterishere

@thedevilinme (4781)

• Northampton, England

8 Feb

Get boooed tonight

kay lar

@jaylar (2947)

• Kingston, Jamaica

8 Feb

oh if he went to the superbowl, he'd be the target. Now, here's a Hispanic who won so many awards, going to perform... and you know... something will be said... and then Trump will try to insult Bad Bunny